Slim

Sit down in that chair right there and I'll tell you a story lad

about the baddest mother trucker Rubber Duck Ville ever had.

He's the spittin image of the devil when he's killin evil ducks,

but he smiles all big, and pretty when Henny Penny clucks.

I swear I saw him eat a gater, in one bite I think it was.

When I asked him why he'd done it, all he said was "just because".

He went down to the pond one day and caused a mighty cheer.

When he'd thrown out the trout and walleye, sayin don't come back ya hear?

My best friend's cousin's girlfriend told me and I don't think she'd lie

he went down to the barn one day and taught the pigs to fly.

Now, there's much more I could tell you and much more to be known

about this rubber ducky who is bad right to the bone

I'll save that for another time friend so make sure you come back

and if you see my buddy Slim, you tell him I said quack.

Another re-up of past work. Stock for this unusual piece is from stock exchange as best as I can remember. Thanks for lookin.

Ok a correction needs to be made here before there's a problem. The guns were found here on DA but I can't find them at the link I found for them.